RedDog's Internet Dog House!

Welcome to RedDog's
Internet Dog House!

Always fiddeling

This WebPage is updated constantly as I MaNiCaLy wright new HTML / JAVA scripts to make it bigger and WeIrDeR!
Please click [REFRESH] to see any new changes.

BlInKy LiNe!

As an aid to fleshing out the below capsulated mini biography, many of the complex words are directly linked to outside web pages containing broader definitions. Simply click a word or phrase to become enlightened...

BlInKy LiNe!

Hi there! I'm known as RedDog.
I'm a thirty something year old , male , rapid cycler - Manic Depressive , Spelling Challenged, Nauticalphile, SCAdian, NeoPagan, Polyamorist, Kinkster, with delusions of grandeur ( at least during the * manic * phase of my cycles ). I'm originally from New Orleans LA, but am now Living in Buffalo NY these days for no rational reason other than it can't be more miserable then New Orleans ... ;-Þ

And Here I am;-)

Hi there!!!!

BlInKy LiNe!

This page is LINKS intensive. To get a popup list of all the links on this web page in a numbered list click below.

Heres the ever increasing and incredable pile of linx to junk I commonly use on the Internet.

Click here to enter The Dog House Chat Room and rub elbows with your fellow muts!

Click here to sniff for stuff all around the World Wide Web with
RedDog's WWWSuperSnooper!

Click here to enable RedDog's Serfer Sniffer to detect stuff about YOUR computer

Click here to see what YOUR computer is actualy THINKING!!!!

Click here to go to RedDog's JavaHound WebPage Bilder and have your personal page built, meta linked, checked, and webed in minuts!

Click here to see todays WeatherHound Report

Click here to go to RedDog's Instant COMMUNICATIONS Center

Click for RedDog's Online Mental Health center Resources!

Click here to visit RedDog's Hugemungus list of Webrings for mential Disorders!

Click to dive into RedDog's Nautical Links!

Click to access RedDog's Medieval and Renaissance scientific / astronomical / mathamatical instruments links!

Click for the full length version of RedDog's HTML Primer!

Click here to read RedDog's latest Cyberculture news.
Hot off the news wire!

click here to play RedDog's QUAKE online game!

Click here for instant access to your HotMail acount

Click here to visit the strange world of Horology

Visit THE INTERNATIONAL WEB OF CHEESE!

The long lost SEA LION homepage has been recovered!

All the naughty and / or posibly illegal stuff is hidden in here. it's password ecription protected tho.

RedDog's Free Internet access linx!

Lots of SCA related links here

Click here to sign my guest book!

Click here to view the guest book!

This many weird people have visited this page so far:
16434
If you click
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you can fool the page into thinking even more people have visited here! ;-Þ

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This page is  one of the Bottom 95% 
sites on the Web! This site is BANNED! Stop the *PET*aphiles! spq?

BlInKy LiNe!

This site was made with Notepad 1.0 because 
I'm to lazy to figure out how those damn HTML editors work... This site was made with Notepad, 
Click to go to the Made with NOTEPAD homepage! Made With Notepad incase you havent figured that out yet. 
Click to go to a page on Notepad.exethis is a goofy anamated gif, 
Click to go to a toutorial on Web Page Editing with NotePad!!!

BlInKy LiNe!

Click me to go to mailroom!
Click The Doubloon to mail me!

Visit my GREAT ISP, The Blue Moon online system, By Clicking Here!!

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DISCLAIMER:

This webpage and all the stolen text, formating, scripts, and picturs reflects the thoughts, opinions, ideas, and vague whimsicle inclinations of myself; it does not reflect the thoughts, opinions, ideas, and/or vague whimsicle inclinations of my company(assumeing I could actualy hold a job), my friends (they will all agree here ;-Þ), , my hamster, my headlice, my underwear, or my trashbuilt computer. All rights reserved, all lefts deserved. This webpage is subject to change without notice. Bits are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to other peoples webpages, real or immaginary, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. This coding is a void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. shoddy HTML is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. Viewer assumes full liabilities. I am not liable for damages due to use or misuse or inability to understand any content. I'm an equal opportunity Hyper Media anoyer. No shirt, no shoes, no HTML. Quantities are limited. Quality is limited. Available only while supplies last. Quality may vary. Since coding is hand-crafted using NotePad and alot of good wishes, there will be slight differences to your personal reality. When defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but defer to an authorized java Witchdoctor. No Parking. No Standing. No Spitting. Posted no Bills. Parental Advisory - explicit source code. No one over 17 admitted. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Limit one per family. No money back offered or infered. No purchase necessary. Cache and carry. Everything in this webpage is trademarked and licensed through companies with big fat nasty Lawyers. You do not need to be present to win. Some assembly and CGI required. Batteries not included. Action figures sold separately. Take a number please. Preservatives added to improve freshness. Condoms and other forms of sexual protection must be worn at all times. Hard hat area. Sealed for your protection. Don't call me and I wont call you. This webpage is for *EXTERNIAL* use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your magic eight ball. Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures. Store in a cool dry place. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid contact with eyes, nose, skin, or any active electrical hardwear. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. If this coding begins to smoke, run, do not walk, towards the nearest exit. Do not place near any magnetic source. Smoking this webpage may be hazardous to your health and posibly result in permanent featle death. You are not in Kansas any more. Employees must wash hands before using the restroom. Codeing used in this webpage was made from 100% recycled HTML tags. Prosecutors will be violated. No animals were used to test the loadtime performance of this webpage. No extra salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, it will acure naturaly. If symptoms persist, delete your hard-drive immediately. If you suspect an overloaded browser, uninstall immediately. Constantly volatile when exposed on CRT screens. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Free software upload offers valid only at participating FTP sites. Slightly higher outside of the continental US. Oders may very. Allow four to six seconds for delivery. The yellow zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Motor vehicles only.

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Hurricane, lightning, tornado, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of The Goddess, misuse, neglect, repair, attempted modification, bugs in the code, damage from improper FTP uploading, incorrect spellings, cosmic rays, missing or altered table tags, attempting to actually view this webpage, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from improperly sealed microwave ovens, and incidents related to airplane crashes, ship sinkings, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roofs, alien abductions, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fires, flying squirrels, verbal assaults, or house arrests. Other restrictions may apply. Your mileage may vary.

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