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Hi there! I'm known as RedDog.
I'm a thirty something year old , male , rapid cycler - Manic Depressive , Spelling Challenged, Nauticalphile, SCAdian, NeoPagan, Polyamorist, Kinkster, with delusions of grandeur ( at least during the * manic * phase of my cycles ). I'm originally from New Orleans LA, but am now Living in Buffalo NY these days for no rational reason other than it can't be more miserable then New Orleans ... ;-Þ
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